Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Episodes in this series
See me now, see me never. I am the invisible man22 October 2019 | 10 Minute Listen
You'd think that all adults get that magic is sleight of hand - it's just an illusion. But there are those who genuinely believe that David Copperfield's vanishing act and Criss Angel's walk on water are real. Darren "Whackhead" Simpson learns about a believer who is desperate to go invisible. His reason? He wants to sneak into the women's changerooms. After learning about his lewd intention, Whackhead decides to mess with him. With a few magic words, Whackhead convinces the married man to go naked in front of his wife and mother-in-law.
Senseless Survey: Are you offended when your camera is on selfie mode?21 October 2019 | 3 Minute Listen
Every Monday, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls an unsuspecting victim with a host of frivolous questions. How many can he ask before the caller hangs up? If you guess correctly - you could win yourself tickets to any event in Cape Town! Tune in on Monday's at 8.10am to play along. Find out what Agent 13 24 8 from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa has in store for an unsuspecting Capetonian.
Whackhead tries to call Lappies Labuschagné in Japan18 October 2019 | 5 Minute Listen
South Africa is facing Rugby World Cup host country Japan in the quarter-final on Sunday, 20 October. Darren "Whackhead" Simpson tries his best to get a hold of South African-born Japanese flanker Lappies Labuschagne.
"We need you to massage the feet of over 100 counsellors"17 October 2019 | 7 Minute Listen
Brigitte calls on Darren "Whackhead" Simpson to prank her German-Namibian friend who's in the process of emigrating to South Africa. Whackhead plays Conrad from The Department of Home Affairs. He calls Jessica and explains that to assess whether her skills as a physiotherapist are needed in the country, she has to visit parliament for a whole day and massage the feet of over 100 counsellors.
Scamming the scammer08 October 2019 | 8 Minute Listen
We can all relate to unwanted pesky scam calls, SMSes and phishing emails. Darren "Whackhead" Simpson plots his ultimate revenge by taunting his 419-scammer after receiving a message promising that he's won a lot of money. Playing a not-so-bright gentleman, Whackhead proceeds to screw up every instruction given causing the scammer totally loses his cool. Catch Whackhead’s Prank Call on Kfm Mornings with Darren, Sherlin and Sibs at 08:10, every weekday morning, only on Kfm 94.5!
Creepy doll comes to life04 October 2019 | 11 Minute Listen
Vilanthran was given a doll by his grandmother as a gift to his young daughter. Great gesture except Vilanthran is wholeheartedly convinced that the toy is possessed. Taking complete advantage of the situation, his wife calls on Darren to confirm his suspicions. Catch Whackhead’s Prank Call on Kfm Mornings with Darren and Sherlin at 08:10, every weekday morning, only on Kfm 94.5.