Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
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Senseless Survey: Do you think more people would get enema's if they were fruit-flavoured?05 August 2019 | 4 Minute Listen
In case you missed it... How many questions will Whackhead ask an unsuspecting victim? And which one will send him over the edge? Find out what agent 13 24 8 from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa has in store for an unsuspecting Capetonian.
Senseless Survey: Are old people in Mexico called Señor citizens?29 July 2019 | 3 Minute Listen
How many questions will Whackhead ask an unsuspecting victim? And which one will send him over the edge? Find out what agent 13 24 8 from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa has in store for an unsuspecting Capetonian. Catch Whackhead's Senseless Survey at 08.10am every Monday on Kfm Mornings.
Dairy Farmer at his wits end26 July 2019 | 4 Minute Listen
Every once in awhile Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson shares audio of irate call centre customers provided by listeners. This week he played a clip of a Dairy Farmer who is at his wits end with Eskom. Fair warning: It gets pretty loud! Catch Whackhead’s Prank Call on Kfm Mornings with Darren, Sherlin and Sibs at 08:10, every weekday morning, only on Kfm 94.5.
Whackhead's Prank: How far are you willing to go for a visa?25 July 2019 | 9 Minute Listen
We often hear of South Africans migrating to New Zealand but rarely the other way around. Darren reckons applying for a resident permit in South Africa is a lot harder compared to the process in New Zealand. Roisin is a New Zealander with a temporary resident visa. He is married to a South African and for over a year he has been in the midst of an arduous immigration process to get his permanent residence permit. His wife thought this to be a perfect opportunity to get Whackhead to pose as someone from the Department of Home Affairs and Roisin to perform some questionable deeds for the sake of his visa. DON'T MISS WHACKHEAD’S PRANK CALL ON KFM MORNINGS WITH DARREN, SHERLIN AND SIBS AT 08:10, EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, ONLY ON KFM 94.5.
No women allowed on the golf course!23 July 2019 | 7 Minute Listen
Banyana Banyana captain Janine van Wyk calls on Whackhead to prank her friend Lauren, who has organised a women's golf day for the JVW Girls Football Development Program. Playing on the archaic gender rules that golf courses were once known for, Whackhead calls Lauren as Charles Sinclair - the chairman of Modderfontein Golf Club. He lets her know that she has to move her women's golf day to another establishment as women are not permitted on their golf course. Whackhead highlights include "golf is an acronym for gentlemen only, ladies forbidden," "you ladies should maybe go play netball or something," and "we want to keep this a mans only club." Don't miss Whackhead’s Prank Call on Kfm Mornings with Darren, Sherlin and Sibs at 08:10, every weekday morning, only on Kfm 94.5.