I don't work in the land down under

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls in sick, the only problem is, it's for a job he doesn't even have.

No kids allowed

In this morning’s prank, Darren “Whackhead” Simpson plays an innocent child just wanting to make their mom’s Christmas as enjoyable as possible. 

Ever tasted your own bath water?

Senseless Survey on Kfm Mornings. 

Are you married to your sister?

Poor Juan! He's the latest victim of a Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson prank.

French accent fail

Whackhead poses as a Renault rep 

Was learning cursive neccessary?

Trimming your toenails counts as ab exercise

Senseless Survey on Kfm Mornings: Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random man under the guise of a government official and poses a range of silly questions to see how long before the victim hangs up. 

What age can one speak to strangers?

Every Monday on Kfm Mornings, Darren Simpson calls up a complete stranger posing as a government official working for the Census Bureau aka the Senseless Bureau.

Man gets frustrated when furniture store says his account isn't paid

Even though this guy has paid his account in full, Russells keeps contacting him and now, Whackhead is calling pretending to be from the furniture store.

Whackhead's Prank: You need to get a life

What would you do if someone called you from your favourite streaming service and told you to get a life? In his latest prank, Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson tells a stranger he is no longer binge-watching, but 'sloth-watching' and that he needs to be more active.