Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Chopping down a beloved Quercus palustris
We can all agree that trees are the lungs of the earth, and we desperately need them. However, the levels of love and admiration are different: one man's pin oak is another's quercus palustris. Darren "Whackhead" Simpson has just moved into the area and calls his new neighbour to let him know that he is chopping down his 40-year-old tree as it's just too much maintenance to rake up all the leaves. Unfortunately, the botany geek just cannot understand why Whackhead would choose to move into a leafy suburb if he plans to get rid of his trees, "You shouldn't have moved to a suburb where you can't afford a gardener!"
Latest episodes in this series
Beryl wants to rent-a-hubby23 September 2020 | 5 Minute Listen
Posing as 72-year-old Beryl, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls 'Rent-A-Hubby' to help fix a problem she has. It becomes apparent pretty soon that Beryl and innocent Wayne are not on the same page and the service the elderly lady is looking for is definitely not on the menu! Listen to the hilarious prank! Catch Whackead's Prank, Weekdays at 8.10am on Kfm Mornings!
Customer Service the French way15 September 2020 | 12 Minute Listen
This prank sees Darren "Whackhead" Simpson playing on French clichés like baguettes, wine and love-making. He calls on a gentleman who's having problems with his Renault as a stereotypical Frenchman and proceeds to annoy him with all his quips.
Beryl needs a doctor to find her husband's head11 September 2020 | 5 Minute Listen
Posing as elderly Beryl, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls a gastroenterologist office to enquire about their services. The poor receptionist can barely contain her laughter after hearing why Beryl desperately needs help.
Flou grappies02 September 2020 | 7 Minute Listen
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's pranks have officially gone bilingual. He calls up random stores and hits them with his flou-est Afrikaans jokes (Tracey Lange would be proud!). Unfortunately for Whackhead, the callers on the other end don't seem to appreciate his humour. Catch Whackhead's Pranks, Weekdays at 8.10am on Kfm Mornings!