Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

Chopping down a beloved Quercus palustris

We can all agree that trees are the lungs of the earth, and we desperately need them. However, the levels of love and admiration are different: one man's pin oak is another's quercus palustris. Darren "Whackhead" Simpson has just moved into the area and calls his new neighbour to let him know that he is chopping down his 40-year-old tree as it's just too much maintenance to rake up all the leaves. Unfortunately, the botany geek just cannot understand why Whackhead would choose to move into a leafy suburb if he plans to get rid of his trees, "You shouldn't have moved to a suburb where you can't afford a gardener!"

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