Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
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Valentine's Day refund gone horribly wrong18 February 2020 | 12 Minute Listen
Never one to miss an opportunity to wreak havoc, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson catches wind of a gentleman looking for a refund from a florist after his order did not arrive. The flowers were a gift to his wife for Valentine's Day and their first wedding anniversary. In true Whackhead fashion, Darren manipulates the situation and blames the no-show order on the husband.
Finding a home for Mr Sweet Sausage Dog11 February 2020 | 7 Minute Listen
Parting with your pet may be the hardest thing you've ever had to do. It may be a result of allergies, a break-up or emigration, as in the case of Darren "Whackhead" Simpson. Whackhead is looking for a new home for his beloved Mr Sweet Sausage Dog. He calls up a potential candidate and fires off a series of bizarre scenario questions to make sure that his dog only gets the best treatment.
Senseless Survey: "If two redheads have a child, is that kid Ginger bread?"03 February 2020 | 4 Minute Listen
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson asks an unsuspecting victim a range of ridiculous questions, duping them into thinking that it's something serious for the country in the form of the Senseless Survey.
Finding love on Gumtree31 January 2020 | 7 Minute Listen
In his latest prank, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson demonstrates why Gumtree may not be the best place to find love. Responding to a personal ad, Whackhead calls a gentleman desperately seeking a companion. Unfortunately, he is not the least bit interested in what Whackhead has to offer.