Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
R100k for a minor fender bender
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson plays a seedy lawyer trying to squeeze as much money as possible for his client. Following a minor fender bender, Whackhead claims that his client is suffering from severe whiplash and is seeking damages to the value of R100,000. The "aggressor" drives a fancy convertible and the setup insinuates that because she obviously has a lot of money, she can afford a large payout.
Latest episodes in this series
Whackhead's Prank: "I want to give my wife herpes for her birthday"02 April 2020 | 6 Minute Listen
Strong accents often lead to hilarious misunderstandings. Darren "Whackhead" Simpson puts on what we think is an East European accent and innocently calls a hair salon looking for a hairpiece for his wife. Unfortunately, the owners do not find his pronunciation funny at all!
Jennifer always gets her way, even with an electric shaver27 March 2020 | 9 Minute Listen
Jennifer gets her newest victim to do the weirdest things with an electric shaver and, we can't get over it. Let's play... Hot blonde, Jennifer called into a chatline looking for hot guys to talk to... Within no time, Jennifer had six messages waiting but, one particular message from Cory piqued her interest. She got him to do the weirdest things with an electric shaver and, we can't get over it. When he realised he was being pranked, Cory lost it.
Telephonic drug test26 March 2020 | 7 Minute Listen
Look, with new technology springing up probably every day, who can keep up? So when someone says that there's a new system that does drug tests over the phone, can you really blame him for believing it's true? Maybe, maybe not! Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pulls a prank by successfully fooling an older gentleman into taking a telephonic drug test.
Crazy Ebola quarantine requirements18 March 2020 | 10 Minute Listen
Whackhead's Prank victim is planning a trip to the United States for a Judo tournament. The Ebola scare is real - especially with Africa as ground zero. Ahead of the trip, Whackhead calls from the US Embassy and sets out a list of unusual measures that have to be followed to travel to America - including a sleepover in an empty high school hall.