Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
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Bride-to-be pranks sedated fiancé21 October 2020 | 7 Minute Listen
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson considered this prank a flop until he learnt that the guy he was trying to prank was heavily sedated on pain killers. Commissioned by the bride-to-be, Whackhead calls her fiancé as a fireman stripper following up on his payment. Unfortunately, the guy doesn't take the bait, in fact, he sounds unbothered by the entire situation. Catch Whackhead's Pranks, Weekdays at 8.10am on Kfm Mornings!
How would life be if humans had antlers?19 October 2020 | 5 Minute Listen
In case you missed it! How many questions will Whackhead ask an unsuspecting victim? And which one will send him over the edge? Darren "Whackhead" Simpson phones up a random citizen as a representative from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa and proceeds to ask him meaningless questions in a bid to see how long he will stay on the line. How long before he quits the call? Listen to Whackhead's Senseless Survey to find out!
Pranking the Telkom lady, aka the original Siri16 October 2020 | 5 Minute Listen
Long before Siri, there was Telkom Enquiries. The OG assistant helped us find phone numbers and even told the exact time, to the second (Didn't we have watches?). Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up the voice of Telkom, Helen Naude, and pesters her with a series of questions - with the infamous call-waiting music and all!
Your dog's impregnated mine, pay maintenance15 October 2020 | 9 Minute Listen
Your dog is pregnant. What do you do? Claim for puppy maintenance, of course! Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a 'neighbour' to let him know that his dog is a father to seven newborns and he's expecting a maintenance fee of R100 for each puppy. Whackhead's cursing and constant insults get the poor neighbour all worked up until he eventually threatens to come over and "tear this guy a new a*hole". Catch Whackhead's Pranks on Kfm Mornings, Weekdays at 8.10am on Kfm 94.5!
The stress of finishing cereal before it's soggy12 October 2020 | 3 Minute Listen
Every Monday, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls an unsuspecting victim and tries to get through his entire list of crazy questions on his Senseless Survey before he gets caught out! How many questions will he manage today? And which one will send his prank victim over the edge?
Sorry ma'am, we have to recall your battery operated boyfriend09 October 2020 | 9 Minute Listen
Get ready to blush! Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks a woman into thinking that there's something wrong with her 'battery-operated boyfriend'. In what is possibly his most mortifying prank, Whackhead calls a woman to let her know that her vibrator has been recalled because of a defect. If that's not bad enough, he runs he through a series of personal questions about the product. And she coyly does her best to answer them!