Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
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Magic Mike, teach me how to fly04 March 2021 | 10 Minute Listen
Darren Simpson's agency represents a handful of magicians as part of their talent portfolio. Every once in a while, the company receives calls and emails from fans who are 100% convinced that the magic tricks performed are real. This is where Whackhead comes in. Posing as Magic Mike, he calls up a fan all away in India and proceeds to coach him in flying lessons. The poor guy is so eager to learn that he does everything that Whackhead tells him to do - no matter how ridiculous!
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?01 March 2021 | 3 Minute Listen
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and asks a series of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line. How many will he manage to ask before the unsuspecting victim catches on? Listen to more Senseless Survey's below Have you ever tried to see-saw by yourself? Jogging is much more fun when you don't do it Was learning cursive really necessary? How do you throw away a trash can? Is there an elegant way to smell your fingers? How did people crash their vehicles before cellphones? Can you pound in nails with your hammertoe? Do you have trouble making and keeping imaginary friends? Catch Whackhead's Senseless Survey at 8.10am every Monday on Kfm Mornings.
Don't mess with my sister26 February 2021 | 7 Minute Listen
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson joins forces with a 20-something woman whose brother is known for being extremely overprotective. Her brother is well aware that she is in a new relationship, but he's not happy about it. In this prank, Whackhead plays the boyfriend and calls up boeta under the guise of getting to know him better. The call starts out relatively respectful until Whackhead heads into creepy territory. Let's just say, we're definitely on the brother's side!
Take your family on a guilt trip during the pandemic22 February 2021 | 6 Minute Listen
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and asks a series of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line. How many will he manage to ask before the unsuspecting victim catches on?
Neighbour, please pass me some pants18 February 2021 | 6 Minute Listen
You can lean on your neighbours for a cup of sugar, but what about a pair of pants? Darren "Whackhead" Simpson plays a neighbour who's been caught out by his wife with another woman — and consequently locked outside completely naked. He calls next-door, explains his situation and makes a desperate plea for some trousers. Will they comply? Listen to the prank to find out!
Head over heels in love with a paramedic16 February 2021 | 10 Minute Listen
It's a classic love story: Paramedic does his job and saves man; man misunderstands and falls head over heels in love. Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls his life-saving hero and professes his undying love. Except it's less romantic and more creepy and uncomfortable.