Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and asks a series of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line. How many will he manage to ask before the unsuspecting victim catches on? Listen to more Senseless Survey's below Have you ever tried to see-saw by yourself? Jogging is much more fun when you don't do it Was learning cursive really necessary? How do you throw away a trash can? Is there an elegant way to smell your fingers? How did people crash their vehicles before cellphones? Can you pound in nails with your hammertoe? Do you have trouble making and keeping imaginary friends? Catch Whackhead's Senseless Survey at 8.10am every Monday on Kfm Mornings.
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson joins forces with a 20-something woman whose brother is known for being extremely overprotective. Her brother is well aware that she is in a new relationship, but he's not happy about it. In this prank, Whackhead plays the boyfriend and calls up boeta under the guise of getting to know him better. The call starts out relatively respectful until Whackhead heads into creepy territory. Let's just say, we're definitely on the brother's side!
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and asks a series of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line. How many will he manage to ask before the unsuspecting victim catches on?
You can lean on your neighbours for a cup of sugar, but what about a pair of pants? Darren "Whackhead" Simpson plays a neighbour who's been caught out by his wife with another woman — and consequently locked outside completely naked. He calls next-door, explains his situation and makes a desperate plea for some trousers. Will they comply? Listen to the prank to find out!
It's a classic love story: Paramedic does his job and saves man; man misunderstands and falls head over heels in love. Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls his life-saving hero and professes his undying love. Except it's less romantic and more creepy and uncomfortable.
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and asks a series of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line. How many will he manage to ask before the unsuspecting victim catches on? Listen to more Senseless Survey's below Jogging is much more fun when you don't do it Was learning cursive really necessary? How do you throw away a trash can? Is there an elegant way to smell your fingers? How did people crash their vehicles before cellphones? Can you pound in nails with your hammertoe? Do you have trouble making and keeping imaginary friends? Catch Whackhead's Senseless Survey at 8.10am every Monday on Kfm Mornings.
Prepare yourself for cringe! Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's Jennifer persona is known for getting herself into some interesting situations. She calls an American dating chatline and connects with a thirty-something therapist from New York. Using her powers of seduction, Jennifer beckons her victim to sound out various animal noises. - If you know someone who’s highly ‘Prankable’, tell us about them. Send us an email to darrens@kfm.co.za or complete this form.
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson takes advantage of a real-life situation where a pet snake went missing in a neighbourhood. The fully grown python escaped its cage prompting the couple to search everywhere — the ceiling, the couch, behind the curtains. When they realised that the snake was not in their home, the couple alerted their immediate neighbours. A day later, the snake was found curled up in their neighbour's pool pump. Whackhead calls up the couple as a frantic neighbour to let them know that their serpent devoured his little poodle. - If you know someone who’s highly ‘Prankable’, tell us about them. Send us an email to darrens@kfm.co.za or complete this form.
Producer Brad raps the news of the week on Kfm Mornings with Darren, Sherlin & Sibs.
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