Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and asks a series of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line. How many will he manage to ask before the unsuspecting victim catches on? Listen to more Senseless Survey's below Have you ever tried to see-saw by yourself? Jogging is much more fun when you don't do it Was learning cursive really necessary? How do you throw away a trash can? Is there an elegant way to smell your fingers? How did people crash their vehicles before cellphones? Can you pound in nails with your hammertoe? Do you have trouble making and keeping imaginary friends? Catch Whackhead's Senseless Survey at 8.10am every Monday on Kfm Mornings.
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Conversation between Eskom and SANRAL17 March 2021 | 8 Minute Listen
You won't believe what you're about to hear... In this crossed-line prank, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson connects Eskom and Sanral, two government parastatals that aren't exactly on South Africa's favourites list. The two agents unknowingly try to assist each other over the phone... we can't even deal with the outcome! Catch Whackhead's Pranks, Weekdays at 8.10am on Kfm Mornings!
Glass and Tin engagement ring16 March 2021 | 7 Minute Listen
This prank is kind of messed up, but so hilarious! Darren "Whackhead" Simpson teams up with the recently engaged Hein. He proposed to his girlfriend with a diamond and white gold engagement ring which went to the jewellers for resizing. Whackhead calls Bianca and casually slips that her beloved ring is in fact made of "c-grade" silver and glass. He goes on to tell her that it's mass-produced in China and worth less-than R400!