Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
Episodes in this series - Page 2
Store Assistant caught between couple's fight05 February 2021 | 7 Minute Listen
Darren "Wheakhead" Simpson plays the part of two people in this prank: a shopaholic wife and a husband who's not at all thrilled by this habit. Posing as the wife, Whackhead calls a clothing store and begs the shop assistant to lie to her husband about her recent splurge. He hesitantly agrees, but willhe break once he speaks to the husband?
Bus trip with criminals04 February 2021 | 9 Minute Listen
Whackhead calls from the bus company and as a courtesy notifies the family that 75% of the other passengers are convicted criminals. Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's prank victim has been set up by his brother. His wife and two daughters are preparing for a long-distance bus trip and understandably he is nervous about them travelling without him. Whackhead calls from the bus company and as a courtesy notifies the family that 75% of the other passengers are convicted criminals. But don't worry, the most dangerous one will be caged up at the back! Catch Whackhead's Pranks, Weekdays at 8.10am on Kfm Mornings!
Case of mistaken identity03 February 2021 | 5 Minute Listen
Receiving constant calls from a debt collector searching for a completely different person is nothing short of annoying. No matter how many times you explain that they have the wrong number, the calls keep coming in. In the case of Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's prank victim, the situation has become so bad that she's changed her voice message to say that she is NOT 'Anthony Moore'. How far can Whackhead push her buttons? Listen to the prank to find out for yourself! Catch Whackhead's Pranks, Weekdays at 8.10am on Kfm Mornings!
Don't mess with mama's boy02 February 2021 | 6 Minute Listen
At first, he was failing math, then he got a tutor and aced his exam. Posing as a Guidance Counsellor, Whackhead calls a mother about her son's achievement and instead of a congratulatory message, he goes on to accuse her son of cheating. "Judging by his past results, it just leaves us a little bit suspicious." This is where mom's protective instinct instantly kicks in. You can tell by the tone of her voice that she's trying with all her might to keep calm. But as Whackhead does, he pushes and pushes until she's on the edge.
Body Corporate bully27 January 2021 | 7 Minute Listen
In this prank, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson plays an overbearing Estate Manager. He calls a tenant after learning that he's built a Lapa without approval from the Body Corporate. Unfortunately, the entertainment area does not suit the aesthetic of the estate. "You degrade the estate!" "When you live in an estate there's a certain standard that needs to be upheld!" Things get a turn for the worse when the tenant threatens to break Whackhead's nose and his response is to nitpick at more minor maintenance issues. - Catch Whackhead's Pranks, Weekdays at 8.10am on Kfm Mornings!
I have a Masters Degree26 January 2021 | 7 Minute Listen
Whackhead's prank victim is understandably upset following a call with an auto centre. Just as the call ended, he overheard the mechanic he was talking to say, "Hierdie ou is 'n onnosel!" This is where Darren "Whackhead" Simpson comes in... Posing as someone from the car shop, Whackhead calls the upset client to find out if he is satisfied with their service. When he learns about the insulting incident, Whackhead sides with the mechanic. "You must understand that we deal with a lot of stupid people" This uncouth response sets the poor victim off on a tirade where he throws in that he is not stupid because he holds a Masters Degree. Whackhead makes the already bad situation even worse by pushing the poor guy to the point that he lets off a hair-raising roar. - If you know someone who’s highly ‘Prankable’, send Whackhead an email to email@example.com!
Jogging is much more fun when you don't do it25 January 2021 | 5 Minute Listen
Every Monday on Kfm Mornings, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random citizen from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa and dupes him/her into thinking that they're answering questions for their country. How many crazy questions will Whackhead ask his unsuspecting victim before they hang up? And which one will send her over the edge? Catch Whackhead's Senseless Survey at 8.10am every Monday on Kfm Mornings.
Stolen alarm system22 January 2021 | 9 Minute Listen
Oh boy, this is a goodie! Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's prank victim recently changed his alarm system provider. Usually, what happens in cases like this, the original provider removes its transmitter from the roof so that the new company can install theirs. However in this prank, the old company not only took out the transmitter, but they also removed the entire alarm system - i.e all the hardware. Whackhead calls an already livid Herman and in true prankster fashion, he makes the problem even worse! If you know someone who’s highly ‘Prankable’, tell us about them. Send us an email to firstname.lastname@example.org or complete this form.
Blood donation gone wrong20 January 2021 | 7 Minute Listen
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up the South African National Blood Services and offers to make a blood donation. But as you know with Whackhead, there's always an inconvenient catch. After inquiring about the rules, Whackhead explains that he's cut himself badly and would like to donate the vessel containing his blood. Cue the most horrendous sound effect!