Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings
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Dirty Henry has two uses: Vacuuming and pleasuring12 March 2020 | 8 Minute Listen
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson explains that his contact details were given to a vacuum salesperson at Kirby for a free carpet shampooing. He declined the offer, time and time again, however, would keep getting follow up calls. He then decided to pull a prank on the salesperson ensuring that the company will never call him again. On the call, Whackhead describes his current vacuum cleaner - Henry, or as he likes to call him, Dirty Henry. Unlike the Kirby which has 104 uses, Dirty Henry only has two - vacuuming and pleasuring...
It's people like you!11 March 2020 | 7 Minute Listen
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson has been pranking people since the year 2000. That's plenty of time for die-hard fans to pick up on stereotypical Whackhead mannerisms and characteristics. Just when the prankster thinks he has his victim fooled, the phrase, "it's people like you," blows his cover.
R100k for a minor fender bender06 March 2020 | 10 Minute Listen
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson plays a seedy lawyer trying to squeeze as much money as possible for his client. Following a minor fender bender, Whackhead claims that his client is suffering from severe whiplash and is seeking damages to the value of R100,000. The "aggressor" drives a fancy convertible and the setup insinuates that because she obviously has a lot of money, she can afford a large payout.
Senseless Survey: Nieces and nephews should be shortened to niephews02 March 2020 | 3 Minute Listen
Every Monday on Kfm Mornings, Darren calls an unsuspecting victim and tries to get through his entire list of crazy questions on his Senseless Survey before he gets caught out! How far will he go? And which question will push his caller over the edge?